Welcome to Dogshit Programming Language

What is Dogshit?

Dogshit is a revolutionary new esoteric programming language inspired by the timeless classic, brainfuck. It's designed to make simple tasks unnecessarily complicated and complex tasks virtually impossible!

Key Features

• Syntax so confusing, you'll question your life choices
• Debugging? More like playing fetch in a minefield
• Memory management that makes C look user-friendly
• Runtime errors that will have you howling at the moon

Who Should Use Dogshit?

Dogshit is perfect for:

• Masochistic programmers looking for a new challenge
• Computer science professors who hate their students
• Anyone who thinks coding should be more like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded

Testimonials

"Why anyone would use this dog shit language for anything other than simple tasks is beyond me. That there are people that develop full-scale software applications with this shit is mindboggling." - @yacineMTB